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Who No Like Vacation Trip...But na money things

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Truth be told, I have always wondered why the " Real " Nigerians don't go on vacation and when I say "Real", I mean the everyday man that earns an average of 250000 per annum. I watch a white fella wake up on a rainy day, pick a flight to God knows where to have their " Meeee" time.  Mr. 2kay sang " Who no like better thing" and tchai,  na money kill am o (who doesn't like the good life, it just involves money) .  When a man wakes up by 4 am to beat traffic (Literally!) only to arrive the office at 7:45, meeting a screaming boss! -not all bosses are wicked, Just saying. Rushes home to miss dinner, because he had another rendezvous with traffic again. With his meagre salary, annoying economy and many extended responsibilities, how do you expect him to budget for a vacation? Not to mention, he can't even use his proverbial leave days... Blahhh! This is the reality of the Nigerian dude against his hopes and wishes of having that d

Why You Just Won't Read!! (cause you are BLACK)

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Its quite amazing, how many things are said through words but none is really heard, especially when it is in the written form. Someone said "To keep Information from the Black man, Hide it in books" and I do agree. Yesterday, the initial comments on Women were born lazy from some pals made me realize that they just skimmed through the headlines and passed their thoughts without taking time to do the body justice. Well, I do understand why they never have time. The economy is so good that they can't afford to buy a book per month, and the stress of putting something on their table saps them of any energy left to even peruse the pages. Oh, the library is quite far, moreover Libraries are for geeks and the Academia. Tell me, who goes to the Library when we have E-libraries. Wait, the E-library on your phone is just an app that makes people deem you learned or preferably, you just like the graphics of the app. Are we too lazy to read or it is really true that our

Women were born LAZY! (African women especially!)

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Women are very lazy! You would agree with  me, especially the typical African woman and not these new hybrid ones with ideas of feminism! A bundle of wood on the head a babe sitting on the behind. Two bags of groceries to balance her weight, Of course! Her shape is worth the wait. Oil soaked hands Blood filled basin Smoky arena of aroma Sizzling dances on  fire Dusty bands Six bedrooms to be whitewashed; Sparkling reflection of your crooked teeth on the floor you step on with your muddy trodden soles Sanctifying your Children bodies for school, The backpack on the go No "mama put" would ever do as if she didn't bear the kids for you She runs the show for the boss making minimal their loss healthcare check for the kids what excuse would take her out of office Fresh dinner is what he loves, not that microwaved thrash she does. So, to the stalls of vegetables and all -she's off Gosh, why wouldn't she get the cough This woman i